No I am not writing about
the three silly mascots for Rice Krispies cereal, rather I am writing about the
three methods we have been employing for controlling the mice population in our
home.
Snap refers to the tried
and true method of using traps, of which we consistently have two set in different
places in the house. My secret weapon in slathering the bait (usually a raisin)
with peanut butter, both on top and underneath the trigger. It always seems to snap
a few mice on consecutive nights before the others learn the trick and steer
clear. And so I wait a week or two and hit 'em again.
Pop is a fun one, a bit
more of a cat-and-mouse game where speed and reflexes win the day. To date, the
score is humans 3, mice 2. The game starts when we see a mouse running along
our floorboard (usually in the evenings) and hiding in what we suspect to be an
advantageous corner. We then corner him in and systematically begin removing the
stuff from the corner in which he was hiding. When he tries to make a run for safety,
we spring into action with shoes and brooms to POP him one on the noggin'. Twice
the mice have gotten away, either by slipping past our POP, or by hiding somewhere
safe in the first place. But 3 times now, we've hit our target and added one
more mouse to our compost bucket.
My favorite POP was when three of us got in
on the action. Having see a mouse run into a corner and hide behind a large
plastic tub, Andrea, Paula (one of our summer interns) and I geared up for the
fight. Andrea and Paula, each armed with brooms stood poised along both walls
exiting the corner. My job was to pull the tub out and cover the middle ground.
With our plan in place, I quickly pulled the tub into the center of the room leaving
the little mouse exposed. He ran toward Andrea who brilliantly swept the little
critter off its feet and sent it sliding across the tile floor into the middle
of the room. I, still off balance myself from having pulled the tub, couldn't
catch my traction any more than the mouse could which made for a hilarious tandem
slip-fest like two baby Bambis playing tag on the ice. Paula, however, playing
the role of sure-footed Thumper, left her station against the opposite wall and,
with her broom, delivered the deadly POP that incited cheering, I'm sure could
be heard across the neighborhood.
Crackle is a very unique
method of killing mice, that, while very effective, is not very reproducable. One
night, after the kids were in bed, we were sitting in the living room writing
thank-you cards, or reading or whatever, when suddenly a power cut left us in
pitch black. Nobody jumped up to find a light, I suppose we were all waiting for
someone else to do it. As for me, I was content to keep rocking in my rocking
chair where I often rest at the end of the day. CRACKLE! I felt a bump under my
rocker, which isn't all that unusual as the rocking chair slowly shifts to the
left with every rock and had there been a toy or piece of dried food left
nearby, I was sure to find it eventually. I simply moved the chair over a bit
to avoid hitting it again, and continued my rock. That is until about 4-5
minutes later when the power flipped on and I looked down to see an unlucky
mouse who had tried to make a break for it at just the wrong time.



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